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Because it’s been a rather hectic week for me, today’s post is rather simple. For your entertainment, I present to you:

The 2050 Things Mr. Welch Can No Longer Do During a RPG

I find it amusing to try and guess what games he’s been playing.

Additionally, I’d like to give you a little preview of the latest Dramatic Roleplaying Tournament style module I’ve been working on, so here’s the teaser:

You know that guy that held up the bank the other day? The one who shot the prominent judge during the robbery? They say he was one of those Grams, the whole point was to kill the judge and blame it on a crazy guy. A friend of mine knows somebody who was there, said the robber was showing an obvious Glitch—he had to touch anything blue he saw. That’s how they got him, you know. Someone threw a blue bandanna on the floor, and the police shot him twenty times when he bent down to touch it.

What? Don’t tell me you’ve never heard of Grams! You know, people whose Neonet implants actually rewire their brains? They’re covert operatives who don’t know they’re programmed until they hear the command phrase. Only way you can tell them apart from normal folk is they always have a Glitch: some sort of weird compulsion they have to follow no matter what. . . . That’s how the secret New World Order is controlling everything—by hacking directly into our brains.

Stop laughing! I’m being serious! Anything you say could be a trigger for someone to–why. . . why are you pointing that at me?

That’s all from me for now!