This is the tale of how dear Jerek the half-elf Ranger, Companion of Valeria de Valfierno (Rogue, first class), was blessed with not one, but four beautiful wives.
See, when the men in an inn are tipping the lovely dancing girls gold to make them stick around all night, you can up the ante pretty easily–you put down TWO gold.
But this is not how Jerek ups the ante! Jerek wants to be draped in multiple beautiful women! Not just the one Charisma 22 lady whose eye he caught. So Jerek throws down two PLATINUM pieces and asks Charisma 22 to bring over some friends. She readily complies. So now he has five dancing girls all of Charisma 15 or higher (though 22 didn’t let anyone above a 20 come over) draped all over him. And then he slaps down ten more platinum and goes “Who wants it?”
This is when the massive catfight breaks out. Continue reading